Robotic strength, making coffee, producing dozens of firearms, serving as a microphone or speaker, uplinking to the HEYDAR
Mary Pat Gleason
Ida is the Middleman's android assistant. She is provided by the O2STK and takes on the appearance of a middle-aged librarian. Ida runs on a very powerful battery which allows her to serve generations of Middlemen. She is the only one who knows the histories and identities of all the Middlemen. Capable of plugging into the HEYDAR, Ida can complete all of the aspects of running Middleman HQ and the Jolly Fats Wehawkin Temp Agency. When Ida blue screen crashes, the reactivation requires a reaction which may have an adverse effects on a nearby pregnant woman, and/or her unborn child (the exact effects are unknown). she is known for, when middleman are complaining, blandly stating "I don't care."