Govinda is the mute manservant of Lord Jeremiah Purcell. Described as a "speechless, thoughtless brute", he stands by with a broadsword during games of Shiboomi orchestrated by his master, charged with decapitating any players who fail to understand the rules or who cheat. Govinda has a circular beard and goatee.

Govinda attempted to decapitate the cheater Anatol Gogol during a 2009 game at his master's nefarious mansion, but was delayed by Wendy Watson and stunned by the Middleman before he could do so.

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