Bitten by Vampires: A Coping Guide

Bitten by Vampires: A Coping Guide is a book by A. Dixon, which the Middleman uses to quiz Wendy on her vampire knowledge, much to her irritation. It contains several well-known vampire points, such as their ability to remain unseen by cameras or mirrors and the danger of their bites (though A. Dixon was apparently unaware that Middleman Headquarters has an Anti-vampire vaccine). It also includes a section detailing what it means if a vampire should offer someone soup.

The cover art is a white female face with two bleeding puncture marks in the neck.